A SCENE FROM CLERKS
Woman in a video store holding up two videos to the clerk (Randal), who is sitting on the shop counter leaning against a bench end, legs crossed, reading a newspaper, wearing a cap backwards and remains totally disinterested in the woman and what she is talking about, never looking up from his paper throughout the conversation.
Out of the glass shop front windows we can see Jay and Silent Bob, leaning against the glass having a conversation that we can't hear.
(Video Chick, first looking at the videos, then to randal, waving the videos as gesture pieces to him as she completes the sentence. Clearly getting distressed at Randal's lack of interest in helping her choose a video) "You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?"
(Randal) "Nope."
(Video Chick humphs, then turns around looking at the movies, then turns back holding out the same two videos) "Well what about these two?"
(Randal) "Oh they suck."
(Video Chick holding the videos further out infront of Randal) "These are the same two movies, you weren't paying any attention."
(Randal) "No I wasn't."
(Video Chick waving one video at him slightly menacingly, Randal continues to stare at his paper, still no emotion in his voice, absolutely nonchalant) "I don't think your manager would appreciate it if..."
(Randal interrupts her) "I don't appreciate your ruse ma'am."
(Video Chick) "I beg your pardon?"
(Randal) "Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me."
(Video Chick slightly defensive) "I was only pointing out, that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying."
(Randal slightly mocking) "And I hope it feels good."
(Video Chick taken aback) "You hope what feels good?"
(Randal increasingly mocking) "I hope it feels so good to be right, there's nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcommings of others, is there?"
(Video Chick realising the futility raises her voice) "Ohhh. Well this is the last time I rent here." (throws the videos into the shop angrily turning to leave, Randal is still staring into the paper even hearing the loud crashing of the tapes, unperturbed)
(Randal still nonchalant) "You're going to be missed."
(Video Chick loud and angrily) "Screw you!" (she then moves quickly out the door and swiftly departs the shopfront catching the attention of Jay who turns his head)
(Randal hearing her final words looks up swift but casually, noticing she is out the door, he quickly throws the paper onto the counter, swings his feet off the counter and runs to the door, where he hangs out holding onto the frame and yells down the street in the direction the woman was headed) "Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!"
(Jay noting the puplic banning, yells in agreement) "YEAH!"